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Entries from September 2008

New Stripper Forum!

September 30th, 2008 · 7 Comments

There is finally a new stripper forum! It was made for strippers, by strippers and retired strippers, and will keep being for strippers. It’s easy to join up, but to get access to the stripper only sections you need to send a picture to the admins showing that you are who you say you are. [...]

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Every Day Extortion

September 29th, 2008 · No Comments

It’s the end of a long slow night. I had made twenty dollars, which left me in the hole, until an hour before closing when a kind gentlemen came in and dropped a few hundred on me. Credit card money. You know, virtual money that exists in machines and wires until the end of the [...]

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Martial Law Is Here and Money Doesnt Exist

September 28th, 2008 · No Comments

From Democracy Now: Army Unit to Deploy in October for Domestic Operations Beginning in October, the Army plans to station an active unit inside the United States for the first time to serve as an on-call federal response in times of emergency. The 3rd Infantry Division’s 1st Brigade Combat Team has spent thirty-five of the [...]

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Tags: Ecofeminist Musings · Home · The day-to-day of it all

Bro loves Lona

September 26th, 2008 · No Comments

(I hope this works)

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Tags: The day-to-day of it all

Dear world: thermo electric generators

September 25th, 2008 · No Comments

I’m thinking about trying to make a thermo electric generator, but I’m not coming up with anyone who’s actually done it before.  Do you know anyone who’s used chips like these – http://www.hi-z.com/hz20.php on a woodstove or other hot thing to charge batteries?  If you do, I really really really really really want to talk to them. [...]

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Whore Diaries, round two

September 25th, 2008 · 7 Comments

Man fucks woman; subject verb object. – Catherine MacKinnon He stands before me, muscled and tattoo’d, in worn leather work boots and dirty jeans.  He just paid me four hundred dollars to be mean to him and shove things up his ass. I just told him to undress. And he is stalling at the pants. Thwap, I slap [...]

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Tags: Vibrator Reviews · whoring

Nothing Funnier Than Real Life

September 24th, 2008 · No Comments

In the dressing room, I’m sitting on the toilet, peeing, and a cokehead woman I’ve worked with off and on all over for a while is doing lines with another stripper. OG Stripper: Don’t worry about Tara. I know you don’t know her, but she’s cool, she won’t say shit. Unknown Stripper: I ain’t worried [...]

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Managed Identities

September 21st, 2008 · No Comments

A few weeks ago a woman I met in a cafe gave me the keys and directions to her house thirty seconds after meeting me. I was shocked. I mean, I would at least have to hide the sex toys. But that’s how people are in the village. They live in this one small world [...]

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Tags: The day-to-day of it all · Van Living

The dilemma's of a hobo stripper

September 20th, 2008 · No Comments

(Or, the dilemma’s that arise in WalMart parking lots.) I’m sleeping in a walmart parking lot and I’m next to this RV that’s here every time I’m here. Like, I think these people have lived at this walmart for years. Anyways, they’re drunk and fighting (and it’s like 4:30am here) and guy A pushed guy [...]

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Tags: stories · The day-to-day of it all · Van Living

So it turns out I'm just really paranoid, I guess…

September 18th, 2008 · No Comments

…because Bro is like 95% better now.

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Tags: The day-to-day of it all