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Entries from November 2007

I just thought I'd tell you guys…

November 30th, 2007 · No Comments

…that the people sitting behind me in the coffee shop are discussing Domesticity and National Identity. The woman is awesome and has done a bunch of research on this idea of interpereting women’s roles through cookbooks, and the guys being an ass and making jokes about it. This never happens in coffeeshops anyplace else in [...]

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Tags: The day-to-day of it all

Winter Van Dwelling: Electronics

November 30th, 2007 · No Comments

There’s a trick to keeping your cell phone and laptop alive and well in subzero temperatures. A few tricks, actually. Your stuff is probably fine with the normal intermittant warming that happens in your van when you drive around a couple times a day down to about ten above. Around zero degrees, just an your [...]

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Tags: Van Living

Alaskans I have loved, v3

November 29th, 2007 · No Comments

So here I am, sitting at this coffeeshop writing a story about the hand fetishist I met last night when I looked up and saw my seventh grade science teacher talking to one of the city planning people who gather here to hypothesize about things like energy and commerce and grassroots government. We had the [...]

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Tags: Ecofeminist Musings

Ladies, there is a Stripping Emergency

November 29th, 2007 · No Comments

’tis the season of shitty stripper money, right? Not if you’re where the returning troops are. I don’t have much info, but email/call/comment if you wanna know where (not here). (A Stripping Emergency is when demand far excedes supply.)

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Ladies and Gentlemen

November 28th, 2007 · No Comments

I thought I had discovered every fetish. A couple years of stripping took care of the normal ones: feet, stockings, ball kicking, white knights, spit, pee, stuff like that. Further explorations in phone sex, fetish sessions, and a decade or so of stripping took care of the rest: erotic hypnosis, money ripping, watermelon stomping, belly [...]

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Winter VanDwelling: The Most Important Thing

November 27th, 2007 · No Comments

The number one most very important thing you need to get through the winter warm and happy in your van is down. You need a few good down comforters (like this one). I layered mine and then shoved them all into a fancy duvet cover that my aunt gave me so that it’s like one [...]

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Tags: Van Living

Levitating

November 26th, 2007 · No Comments

Lately I can’t find the right place to sleep, and I end up circling the town a few times before I can make up my mind. I’m not sure if this means that I’ve been here too long or that I should stay, but the other day someone compared my midnight loops to the way [...]

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Tags: The day-to-day of it all · Van Living

Stripping: Top Five Things To Do With All Those Ones

November 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

You know how it is: the end of the night, a huge wad of ones, and the bartender won’t cash them in for you. You use them to tip out, you use them for your stage fee, and you’ve still got a stack thicker than your thumb. You kept shoving them in your purse, and [...]

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Wonder Man Awards

November 21st, 2007 · No Comments

As long as we’re having Wonder Woman awards I want to have Wonderful Man awards too. When I google image’d Wonder Man, this is the only non violent or misogynist picture that came up, so… here it is. WildeRix is my favorite guy on the blogosphere. Check out his Wage Slavery series and his rewilding musings. This guy is my hero. I seriously want to print out everything he posts, [...]

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Tags: The day-to-day of it all

Living With Intention

November 21st, 2007 · No Comments

“The road just seems to call, it’s like an old time friend… needs a little visit now and then.” -Susan Grace I think this is the main reason that I choose to live alone and on the road. When I’m on the road, in a new place, I wake up every morning and weave the [...]

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Tags: Ecofeminist Musings · Van Living