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Entries from April 2007

A few things every vehicle dweller should have…

April 30th, 2007 · No Comments

When I first moved into the van I was going to just eat raw food. Cooking would just complicate things and take up too much space, right? Well, no. It turns out that an all-raw diet is really bad for my body, which needs lots of warming foods. It was really good for losing weight […]

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I've discovered The Perfect Strip Club

April 29th, 2007 · No Comments

I have. It’s taken me the last decade or so of dancing, but I’ve finally found one that doesn’t seem to be a seasonal phenomena. These are the qualities that contribute to it’s perfection: 1) $$$$ – the clientele have a good amount of disposable income, and they aren’t afraid to spend it. 2) Managment […]

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Tags: Stripping · The day-to-day of it all

finally got the vanhold all to myself again

April 28th, 2007 · No Comments

 A few days ago we were at a healthfood store where my friend has a membership (she’s got them all over the country), and the cashier guy was giving us a hard time about both using the membership, because it’s not for friends. I told him we were roomates at the moment. “Oh, you share […]

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Tags: The day-to-day of it all · Van Living

the saga of my idler arms

April 25th, 2007 · No Comments

A few months ago I was in Washington changing a wheel bearing and this guy told me that my idler arms were falling off and I was going to die driving down the freeway. It’s cool that if I jack my van up at a truckstop people will come and wiggle things and give me […]

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Tags: The day-to-day of it all · Van Living

buck tuckin'

April 24th, 2007 · No Comments

Did I mention that here in small town America they have a name for stage side tipping, and it’s buck tuckin.  As in, “hey girl I’m sorry I didn’t come up to tuck bucks but you know I don’t like to go up to the stage without my buck tuckin buddies.”  Ain’t it cute? I’m […]

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Tags: Stripping · The day-to-day of it all · Van Living

Oh, these tangled webs…

April 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

My booking is done here, and I’m booked back in a couple weeks.  So I thought maybe I’d go find a river in a national forest and enjoy some peace and solitude, but it seems that every national forest is full of very drunk men around here.  Crazy.  So I also needed to go a […]

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Tags: The day-to-day of it all

I've lost my conversational skills

April 22nd, 2007 · No Comments

I don’t know why I remember this, but I do. When I was a little kid (3?) we were out on trapline and my parents were anticipating the arrival of our pilot, who had dropped us of 3 or 4 months before and would be coming soon with our mid-winter mail and stuff. They were […]

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I got the best compliment today…

April 21st, 2007 · No Comments

Somehow the rumor has circulated in this little town that I’m Russian. The strippers are new every week, and it’s kind of a big deal around here. A lot of people think I have an accent. I swear I don’t have an accent, but if I do it’s Alaskan kind of hybridized with my mom’s […]

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Only here.

April 20th, 2007 · No Comments

I’m in the smallest, drunkest, Christianist little town. The WalMart has a sign saying that it’s open 24/7, except for sunday, “due to the Lord.” Yesterday I talked to man who (after telling me how he sells meth) could not have a lapdance because it is a sin. Sometimes he spills his own seed, which […]

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Best Of Hobo Stripper

April 20th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Re-Examining the Premisis Some Thoughts on Agriculture The Down Side Stripper Drama Dirt Feminism, Stripping, and Wage Slavery North to Alaska! A Little Strip Club Parable Stripping, drinking, and profundity It’s come to that, has it?

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