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Entries from June 2008

Forever Dancing

June 30th, 2008 · No Comments

“I think that’s the number one most valuable life skill, running,” I say as I flop down on her bed. She’s a stripper from the rain forest who came to Alaska to get away from an abusive man, but now she wants to go back. I’m proud of her for running at all. So many […]

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Wolf Loves Bears

June 27th, 2008 · No Comments

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Pictures Of The Last Few Days

June 26th, 2008 · No Comments

(Ahem. Ladies and Gentlemen who may be at work at, say, a Catholic school or something: there follow some pictures of breasts, among other things. You may not want to scroll down until you go home or otherwise free yourself of such strict wage slavery.) Look, it’s like bunk beds: Dinner for two: Cross reference […]

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Strippers I Have Loved, v6

June 26th, 2008 · 9 Comments

I didn’t write anything yesterday. Or today. I meant to write something after work, but now I just want to go to sleep. Here’s something I wrote a while ago, kind of un refined. “Hey! It’s her! It’s fucking her!” I leaned out the window long enough to see the flash of a gun and […]

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The State Of The Blog

June 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

So, dear readers, I am asking for your advice, networking, and questions, and I’m going to throw it all into one post. 1. Do you read a magazine/website/anthology/whatever where my writing would fit? I want some quick credits to put in a book proposal, but slow responding markets that give me mad writer cred are […]

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The Difference Between Alaska and Pennsylvania

June 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

I just walked into a parts store, rattled off the VIN of the new van and asked what the engine was, what the transmission was, if I could put a transmission from a 2 speed diesel F350 pick up in it. The guy behind the counter didn’t blink, he just looked up the information and […]

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Where I am…

June 20th, 2008 · No Comments

Where I am a girl got fired last week for selling bad coke. Would it have been okay if it was good coke, I asked the manager. The sugar was the problem, she explained to me. The girl had sold him a five first, and it was baby powder. The guy went out and did […]

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New Addition To The Vandom, For Real

June 19th, 2008 · No Comments

In light of Helga’s failing transmission, which becomes more and more imminent every day (I swear, huge amounts of smudging and singing to it were all that got us through Canada), I found a new van. It seemed at first to be exactly what I wanted: a ford econoline with the 351 engine and a […]

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For those of you who are cross referencing…

June 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Davka wrote a beautiful post about my going-to-Hawaii friend. Don’t just click away though. Scroll down and read todays post, then come back and click over to Davka.

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Vibrator Review: Iris

June 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Isn’t it beautiful? This is definitely the peak of my Vibe Review experience so far. The Iris has two different vibratey things in it – one at the tip, and one at the base. It’s got all kinds of controls, too. There’s a vibration strength control, so you can choose the intensity of the vibration. […]

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