Forever Dancing

“I think that’s the number one most valuable life skill, running,” I say as I flop down on her bed. She’s a stripper from the rain forest who came to Alaska to get away from an abusive man, but now she wants to go back. I’m proud of her for running at all. So many… Continue reading Forever Dancing

Pictures Of The Last Few Days

(Ahem. Ladies and Gentlemen who may be at work at, say, a Catholic school or something: there follow some pictures of breasts, among other things. You may not want to scroll down until you go home or otherwise free yourself of such strict wage slavery.) Look, it’s like bunk beds: Dinner for two: Cross reference… Continue reading Pictures Of The Last Few Days

Strippers I Have Loved, v6

I didn’t write anything yesterday. Or today. I meant to write something after work, but now I just want to go to sleep. Here’s something I wrote a while ago, kind of un refined. “Hey! It’s her! It’s fucking her!” I leaned out the window long enough to see the flash of a gun and… Continue reading Strippers I Have Loved, v6

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The State Of The Blog

So, dear readers, I am asking for your advice, networking, and questions, and I’m going to throw it all into one post. 1. Do you read a magazine/website/anthology/whatever where my writing would fit? I want some quick credits to put in a book proposal, but slow responding markets that give me mad writer cred are… Continue reading The State Of The Blog

Where I am…

Where I am a girl got fired last week for selling bad coke. Would it have been okay if it was good coke, I asked the manager. The sugar was the problem, she explained to me. The girl had sold him a five first, and it was baby powder. The guy went out and did… Continue reading Where I am…

Vibrator Review: Iris

Isn’t it beautiful? This is definitely the peak of my Vibe Review experience so far. The Iris has two different vibratey things in it – one at the tip, and one at the base. It’s got all kinds of controls, too. There’s a vibration strength control, so you can choose the intensity of the vibration.… Continue reading Vibrator Review: Iris