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Entries from June 2008

Stripping: Stage

June 17th, 2008 · No Comments

I’ve been dancing with Davka and showing her some things, which makes me realize that I know some things. So, dear world, let me tell you some things about dancing on stage. Walk out slowly. Strike a pose or a cute look somewhere in the middle back of the stage. As you’re doing it, look […]

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A Visitor In The Vanhold

June 17th, 2008 · No Comments

Davka is sleeping on my floor. It’s cute.

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Some Tips On Driving To Alaska

June 16th, 2008 · No Comments

First, there are two basic ways you can go – up through Montana, or up through Washington. If you go up through Montana there is a Duty Free right before the border crossing (you can’t miss it) where you can exchange your money for Canadian money. If it’s more than a thousand dollars, you have […]

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To Strippers and Other People Who Care About Make Up

June 15th, 2008 · No Comments

I have discovered the perfect eyeliner. It only took me a million years. Serioiusly, I have really sensitive eyes and any eyeliner I wear tends to smudge downward or evaporate into thin air throughout the night. This stuff, I put it on with a brush (it took a little bit to get the hang of), […]

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Smithereens

June 14th, 2008 · No Comments

I call her first, when I cross into cell phone land. Of course I do. She is my sanity, my guru, my mother figure. A million times she’s birthed my changing with her words, and now she lays in a bed in a big scary city and I roam the world in my van home, […]

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I Have Discovered The Secret

June 10th, 2008 · No Comments

Reason #549863 that I live in an Astro: $1800: What it cost to drive a bus to Alaska 3 years ago with a girlfriend who liked to eat out a lot. $480: What it just cost me to drive to Alaska in my Astro. I have discovered the Secret to easy, breezy border crossings. Seriously, […]

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To Van Dwellers

June 9th, 2008 · No Comments

I’m not on Van Dwellers anymore. I’m still on Mobile Living. Just putting that out there since Micheal moderated my last posts.

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Hot Springs Eternal

June 9th, 2008 · No Comments

It’s one in the morning when we get to the hot springs and the hitch hikers have been asleep for hours. This is the perfect hot spring time, because it’s free. There’s a booth when you pull into the hot springs, and sometimes there’s someone there charging you and sometimes there’s not. Late nights are […]

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Day in Snippets

June 7th, 2008 · No Comments

  Food found on ground: One small wheel brie cheese One half milk chocolate bar One jar salsa Animals in road: 4 bears 5 moose 13 bison (buffalo?) 1 coyote 2 humans Coming into this town, midnight and not dark yet, the hitchikers and I consulted a map and decided they probably wanted to sleep […]

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Where I am…

June 5th, 2008 · No Comments

Hopefully, if they let me through the border, I’m driving through Canada, internetless, while you read this. Here’s what it looked like last year…

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