I’m always so pleasantly shocked that the world keeps turning. You’d think I’d be used it by now, but I still wake up in the middle of the night afraid that the sun is never coming back and stay up all night waiting for it. Every morning when the sun comes up and every summer… Continue reading Happy (early) Solstice!
Yesterday was another one of those days off where I still worked. I meant to be at the club by ten, but I took a nap and ended up not getting there until 11:30. When I pulled in the parking lot was full of RVs, and I rushed to finish my dinner and let Bro… Continue reading Life, the universe, and foot fetishists.
The tips from my first stage set: Of course, the lack of money the rest of the night indicates that it’s still not quite really here…
It was four am and almost everyone had gone home. I was sitting at the bar with another girl and our lone customer, sipping my fake seabreeze and considering leaving. I don’t like to leave until it’s all over, until every possibility of another customer walking in with a big wad of cash has been… Continue reading ORU in the titty bar!
Â I grew up with a pretty fucked idea of feminine attractiveness. You know, pretty women are needy women. Theyâ€™re damsels in distress, like Cinderella and Rapunzel. Theyâ€™re damaged, like the women in Tori Amos songs, or the Suicide Girls. Thatâ€™s what makes them so fascinating and addictive, right? When I started dancing, this was what… Continue reading Confidence and the stripper
Here’s what the newspaper had to say about the police chase I was behind yesterday. http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/crime/story/8973444p-8888258c.html Note the many, many discrepencies between my first hand account and what the police say happened. Girdwood? Ten miles? Hardly. Pulled over on his own? Yeah, right. (A couple miles past where they blocked the road, I did see… Continue reading hmmm….
Last night when I left work the sun was still up (possibly it goes down for a little bit while Iâ€™m at work, but Iâ€™m in denial). I drove part way to the big huge city and then stopped to snuggle and sleep with a friend. Itâ€™s so good to have friends you can call… Continue reading Driving is becoming so eventful
Today, gentle readers, I send you out into the world to watch two very important videos. Only if you’re on speedy internet though, otherwise don’t torture yourself. First, the lovely genious Audacia Ray discusses the evolution of the online alt porn movement. I’m fascinated by alt porn because, to me, it puts porn back a… Continue reading Did you know they got the TV in the Internet now?
The sun is still up at four am, but the birds are quiet. I just left the club and now Iâ€™m padding barefoot along the lakeside trail. When I reach the spot, my spot, where the trail intersects with a wildlife trail that goes down to the river I sit, cross-legged in the dirt, under… Continue reading This is why my sleep schedule's so backwards
Everywhere I go I’m the stripper from Alaska. At least here my liscense plate blends in and I don’t get people randomly stopping to visit because they saw the Alaska plates and I’m definitely the only thing happening from Alaska. I’ve been in town for a week. Today I woke up at 4PM after having… Continue reading Small town fame