I don’t know why I remember this, but I do. When I was a little kid (3?) we were out on trapline and my parents were anticipating the arrival of our pilot, who had dropped us of 3 or 4 months before and would be coming soon with our mid-winter mail and stuff. They were… Continue reading I've lost my conversational skills
Category: Stripping
I got the best compliment today…
Somehow the rumor has circulated in this little town that I’m Russian. The strippers are new every week, and it’s kind of a big deal around here. A lot of people think I have an accent. I swear I don’t have an accent, but if I do it’s Alaskan kind of hybridized with my mom’s… Continue reading I got the best compliment today…
Only here.
I’m in the smallest, drunkest, Christianist little town. The WalMart has a sign saying that it’s open 24/7, except for sunday, “due to the Lord.” Yesterday I talked to man who (after telling me how he sells meth) could not have a lapdance because it is a sin. Sometimes he spills his own seed, which… Continue reading Only here.
In the begining…
Last week (or was it last month?) it was too hot for me and my dog to sit in the van. We were in a city so we went to a park and I was sitting by a little man-made lake, crocheting, talking to dandelions, and throwing the ball into the lake for my dog.… Continue reading In the begining…