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It's come to that, has it?

October 24th, 2007 · 14 Comments

It’s been a long night because Bro got into the grease from the washed out frying pan, originally from the caribou, and it gave him diahrrea all night. So every couple hours all night long I’ve gotten up, walked him out to some grass, and waited while he shat. Now it’s morning and it’s eleven, earlier than I normally wake up, but I’ve been awake for a while so it all evens out, right?

I take Bro out one more time, walk down to the beach and squat under some pilings to pee with him. The ocean has been here and left her seaweed, long ropes, sea monsters, and rosey strips strewn across the beach. I’m careful not to pee on any of her markings. No disrespect here.

In the van I cook up some broccoli and kale and eggs and masala paste that I got at a going-out-of-business cheap stuff store. It’s hot. Really hot. I remember the first time I had Indian food my girlfriend laughed and said I was holding my lips out from my mouth all cute. A year ago we were an us and we were in the desert and it was my birthday and we had chili and chocolate cake with Darcy and Darrin and I bled through my skirt. Now I’m a me and I’m laughing at myself in my van, drinking water and brushing my teeth to stop the burning.

Down on the beach I practice standing in the rocks. My sacroiliac joint is all swollen up again, even though I think I popped it back in last night. If you stand right the whole world spins, but even if you don’t stand right the whole world is moving here. Bro finds a stick and I throw it. I worry he’ll go in the ocean and get disoriented and not know which way is back to me. Twice now I’ve had to go in rivers after him, and if I went in the ocean after him we could both end up in China, bloated corpse left-overs from a game of fetch. The ocean doesn’t go one direction like the river. You never know what way it’s going to go. I throw the stick anyways, away from the ocean, and I guess I’d go in after Bro, too.

There are long ropes of bull kelp (I think that’s what it’s called) washed up on the beach. They are brown and orange and soft and transluscent and dried. I’ve read that you can chop them into pieces and bake your appetizers into them, like ready-made sushi wraps. They look like earth worms and sea serpents to me and I’m afraid of them even though I know they can be reduced to sushi.

There are shells too, broken and whole and all around. If I lived in a house I might take some, but I live in a van and don’t have space for such things now. A year ago, in Washington, my girlfriend stole shells from a no shell taking zone at a beach that was a park. In the middle of the night, I woke up and stole them back to the ocean. She never noticed, and now I wonder if anyone would notice if I stole their toys back to the earth in the night.

Between the kelp and the driftwood and shells there are pink and red veils. Like rose petals, or guts. I squat down to look at a pile of them. They are translucent, bloody, and stinky with thousands of layers. Exactly like intestines, deposited on the beach. Maybe this is what I’m afraid of, the guts of us all, washed up by someone unpredictable.

Suddenly there is a noise, a great noise, and a fighter jet speeding over the horizon. I run and run and run. Bro wants to stop and pee, which I think makes it true what Darrin said about people being afraid of bears but oblivious to the cars and fighter jets about to mow them down. Of course it turns out to be a friendly fighter jet, just practicing at blowing people up and not doing it for real. Bro was right. What was I thinking?

I write in my journal and watch the sun creep down from the sky and the fog wrap itself around the mountains, and then the clouds and wind come whipping in and it is night. The moon is big and so is the ring around it. Snow, my father would say, two days. I howl at the moon and sing it a song about love and falling apart and coming together. This far south, it could be rain rather than snow. It’s so warm here.

I make caribou and eggs and kale for supper and I go to an open mic night at a bar where I let a man buy me a drink. I forget, though, that regular bars aren’t strip clubs, and I can’t say “thanks for the drink, wannadance? Okay, I’m gonna go make some money, seeya.” Instead you’re stuck with some drug dealer from Portland turned clingy Alaskan fisher man all night long. (Get this: he actually said to me, “you don’t seem like a stripper to me, you seem like a real person.”) At least the music was fucking great.

Later, I stand on the beach in the dark. The waves are almost as tall as me when they crash, and I strip my shirt off so I can feel the spray. It’s cold. I’m alive. The ocean goes on forever and ever and ever, with all of our guts wrapped up in it.

When I get back to the van I take some ginger in a jar and walk up to the little bar on the spit for hot water. There are two men there, an old one from across the bay and a young one from Portland. They ask where I’m from and I tell them I live in a van.

“Oh,” the old one says, “van camping, then?”

“It’s really van dwelling,” I tell him.

He laughs, straight faced. “Oh, it’s come to that, has it?”

I suppose it has.

Tags: Ecofeminist Musings · The day-to-day of it all · Van Living

14 responses so far ↓

  • 1 kate // Oct 24, 2007 at 4:13 am

    Goddamn, Tara, this is your writing at its best. I’m inspired and jealous and laughing and happy. THANK-YOU.

  • 2 Mungo // Oct 24, 2007 at 4:49 am

    Ahh – that took me away – great writing. Thanks for the journey before I make it into work!
    Mungo

  • 3 Ross // Oct 24, 2007 at 8:28 am

    I think your ending was fabulous. Simple brilliance.

  • 4 Hxaosanto // Oct 24, 2007 at 9:06 am

    Beautiful. Every time I read something like this, I want to forcefully shed all this crap around me, grab Darcey’s hand, and run cheering into the wilderness to live a true life.
    And, it hasn’t “come to that”; you have made it that. You decided to live in a van; you weren’t driven to that by circumstances. That guy had no clue, unsurprisingly.

  • 5 Nina // Oct 24, 2007 at 9:25 am

    Must be nice to be able to go see the ocean like that. I live on the East coast and I’m dying to just drop this desk job and run there.

  • 6 Ross // Oct 24, 2007 at 11:44 am

    I think it has “come to that,” and I think the old man’s words are beautiful.

  • 7 ShanaRose // Oct 24, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    Beautiful. Stealing things back to nature. Guts of the ocean and the unknown. Running from fighter jets only playing at death, destruction and doom. You are a beautiful, real, stripper of life.

  • 8 Gypsy // Oct 24, 2007 at 3:20 pm

    You are so inspirational. I love every word of you.

  • 9 Tamara // Oct 24, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    Just lovely.

  • 10 Irishman // Oct 24, 2007 at 8:50 pm

    I must say, Tara, I rarely feel in awe of a writer. I am pretty fucking good at it myself, and I’m still trying to wrap my head around the imagery you just conjured up, sister.

    God love you, you are quite the thing. Great tale, solid word-pictures, brilliantly phrased. I sit here in wonder at your prose.

  • 11 HoboStripper // Oct 24, 2007 at 9:54 pm

    Wow, thanks you guys.

    One of the cool things about blogging is getting instant feedback like this, and finding out that my stream of conciousness recital of life comes across as good writing.

    Thank you.

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  • 13 Amy // Apr 18, 2008 at 2:25 am

    I know it’s been a while since anybody commented on this entry. I am slowly catching up on your blog since finding it recently. I hope you write a lot more stream of consciousness in your entries, your mind and spirit are so strong and beautiful and magical! This world is benefiting richly from your presence, and I hope you continue to share much more with us!

  • 14 Jonathan // Nov 15, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    I ran across your site and stopped to read and pay you a visit. You are a wonderfully free spirit Tara and I admire you greatly for that. I love your writings and the openness with which you so freely give to others.

    There are not many of us who have to courage to be truly free. I envy you Tara. Maybe someday I will find the courage to join you.

    I hope your life is filled with miracles Tara. If you ever make it to Florida, it would be great just to spend a day talking.

    Peace,
    Jonathan

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