I’m definitely fired. Either because I’m a dirty hippie who lives in a van (even tho I so denied), or because the owner doesn’t like my aura, or because the owners girlfriend thinks I’m fat (tho there are much bigger women there, so I don’t really buy that). I think I probably bitched too much about the rude DJs and the screwed up way the club was run and stuff. In retrospect, I should have kept my mouth shut and smiling.
Anyways, now where do I go? I’d like to be in Northern Cali in a couple weeks, but I think the stripping there generally sucks. Reno’s close, but I don’t know if I’m competitive (ie, skinny) enough for that. I could go north to the upper midwest, but then I would miss the gathering I want to go to in Cali. Oregon would work, direction wise, but I think the money there has sucked, and I’m honestly not a very good stage performer. Arizona is nice, and I’d like to visit my friend there and buy a gun, but it is a land of seven dollar dances. Or maybe I should just say fuck working and take the opportunity to visit the slabs.
Gah. I wish there were a functional club review site for strippers up right now so I could figure this shit out. The one on SW is totally innaccessable at the moment.
So… where should I go? I’m possibly open to other types of sex work if I know someone in the city. I want everyone’s advice, please.