“Bro,” I say, “I’m going into this truck stop. Don’t worry, I’ll be right back. Please lay down and don’t bark at people because you know they’ll call the cops on me for keeping you in a van.”
He looks at me, turns his head, and barks at the woman getting out of the next car. I swear he’s developing a sense of humor.
So, since I haven’t written the book review I was going to, I want to tell you about some good stuff on the internet.