Bro stirs in the front seat, and I roll over under theÂ thick down. My hair has become a cage of frost and it catches my hand as I reach out into cold air. I pull the hand back in quickly and shove it between my legs to warm up as I scrunch further down in… Continue reading Signs of life?
Audacia Ray, who is one of the most fascinating and accomplished women on the internet, has a new video blog. Video, can you imagine? Anyways, she reviewed me today, and you can watch it by clicking here.
The old smell of wood smoke wraps me up and carries me away as soon as I get out of the van. It pulls me down a trail I can’t remember, to a cabin I haven’t seen in over a decade. He whispers my name before he opens the door a crack, worried about a… Continue reading Smoke and Light
The Gateway people had said that it could take up to six weeks to get my laptop back. When I sent it to them I enclosed some, uhm, well, motivating materials (I was all, “hmm, should I send em christmas cookies or naked pictures?” I won’t tell you what I ended up sending) but I… Continue reading Exciting update about my laptop!
Okay, maybe not exactly double. But almost. Previously I had very little empty space for chilling out in the van. The bed takes up half of it, lengthwise, and then in the other half there’s a bookshelf (two crates deep), a box I sit on, and about two feet of floor space before you ran… Continue reading Attention Van Dwellers: Double Your Space!
I can’t even explain how crazy last night was, complete with step-uncles in the tity bar, a drunk female customer slapping me, and other random drama. Instead I’ll tell you this funny tidbit from the end of the night. There’s a dancer at this club that’s a little crazy. It’s a long story that I… Continue reading Life in bits
“You’re really beautiful, you know.” He is slightly balding, wearing comfy shoes, with subtle gold jewelry, and he was stuck staring at my eyes, lips, and cleavage. “Aw, thanks,” I lower my eyes demurely for second, then grin. “I was born that way.” He smiles, of course. The guys who think it’s a joke never… Continue reading Life Lessons From Stripping: Entitlement and Value
I had the funniest stripper problem last night. I was in the dressing room rushing to finish my make up before stage. I’ve got this funny new gel eyeliner that you apply with a brush. It’s great stuff, but there’s definitely a learning curve and I accidentally made a big black blob at the corner… Continue reading Happy New Year!