Hobo Stripper

Man fucks woman; subject verb object. - Catherine MacKinnon
He stands before me, muscled and tattoo’d, in worn leather work boots and dirty jeans.  He just paid me four hundred dollars to be mean to him and shove things up his ass. I just told him to undress. And he is stalling at the pants.
Thwap, I slap my new [...]

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I was so excited when I saw the Gigi on the VibeReview site. It looked like an even better shaped version of the Iris (my all time favorite)! I emailed them right away asking to try the Gigi on my next shipment.
In reality, they are not that similar. The Gigi is smaller [...]

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“Holy shit,” she says, staring as I dump my stuff sack of sex toys out on the bed. Shiny sleek silicone, gummy plastics, pleather cuffs, and silver bullets tumble across the red quilt.
“I told you,” I smile. “They send me lots of vibrators.”
She nods and we both strip naked. We are last summer’s lovers, re-united [...]

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I’ll be short, this time, for you people who don’t like sex and blogging and capitalism mixed.
This is awesome for fucking men up the ass.
The silk lover’s got a great curve that’s nice for men or woman. I have a medium black one, and the other night a guy that I was [...]

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I’ve used a lot of little clit vibes. You might call me the queen of little clit vibes, or just think that I have too many of them.
The pocket rocket booster is, by far, the best. It’s a regular pocket rocket, but you can plug it into a battery pack that makes it [...]

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Wow. Seriously. Wow.
I don’t even know how to explain how amazing this is. It makes these big circles inside you (and they’re reversible!) while tickling your clit.
The vibe rabbitis not like some super quick strong little vibe that’ll get you off in a minute. It’s a whole experience. Somewhat (but not quite) like being fisted.
It’s [...]

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I’d played with strap ons before, but was never really impressed until a lovely experience I had in San Francisco recently. My friends strap on harness was made specially for her, and our anatomy is similar enough that the base of the dildo rested exactly on my clit, pushing firmly against it every time [...]

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“I think that’s the number one most valuable life skill, running,” I say as I flop down on her bed.
She’s a stripper from the rain forest who came to Alaska to get away from an abusive man, but now she wants to go back. I’m proud of her for running at all. So [...]

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Isn’t it beautiful? This is definitely the peak of my Vibe Review experience so far.
The Iris has two different vibratey things in it - one at the tip, and one at the base. It’s got all kinds of controls, too. There’s a vibration strength control, so you can choose the [...]

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